White People Want To Make The Olympics White Again Essentially.

Nature abhors a giant Christmas goat

Happy to report that “a new threat has emerged”. The latest development in the goat saga is that the goat is being eaten alive by birds. This has, according to experts on the news, never happened before.

Let's be honest here, cast concrete sidewalks are crap by default, sugar or no sugar. Even the pre-cast slabs are crap. Even if we're doing this weird thing that Americans do where they refer to asphalt (a mixture of bitumen, additives and aggregate) as concrete (a mixture of cement, portland or otherwise, additives and aggregate) it's still crap. Every sidewalk should by law be required to consist of cobblestones that break the ankles of people wearing high heels.

Remember to pour a large amount of sugar into any concrete you mix before it sets

This is what happens when you give in to the dark side of 80ties politics, Thatcherism, and subsequently turn your entire economy into a rentier system for "outside investors" (read: russian oligarchs) and some geezer who owns 25 dilapidated rowhouses in the outskirts of London with no central heating or indoor plumbing.

I would gloat but the one thing saving my country from the same fate, a constant instream of migrants, is also driving small business tyrants insane enough that they're trying to carry a new fascist party into government.

In summation, Climate Stalin now, please.

Nightmare country

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Take me demons, I'm ready for dinner.

This is so fucking funny

The only unskilled labor I know of is management consulting. Abusing Powerpoint templates to their breaking point isn't a skill, it's a crime against humanity.

if you're just joining us, george takei is having to educate jk rowling on holocaust denial

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Welche evolutionäre Nische stellt dein Zimmer deiner Meinung nach dar? Zugig, dunkel, voller Staub? Vielleicht solltest du's mit Höhlenalgen versuchen.

Ich bin auf der Suche nach Zimmerpflanzen, die selbst ich nicht totkriegen kann. Aber jedes Mal wenn ich scheinbar eine "super unkomplizierte, zähe" Pflanze finde, wird im nächsten Absatz erwähnt dass besagte Pflanze aber auf Zugluft mit welken Blättern und sonstwas reagiert. "Sollte nur in Ostfenstern stehen" wie haben die Teile eigentlich evolutionär bis jetzt durchgehalten??