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You’re in his DMs. I’m violating the Geneva Convention treaties with him in Mexico. We are not the same.

Are they top? Are they bottom?

My guy they started sex with a German suplex and ended with a crocodile death roll.

He was a twat but he was our twat 😭

So you tell me that since episode 1, Vegas was flirting with Porsche, giving Pete gay panic AND being engaged with Tawan? And he had time for evil plotting? My man was BOOKED. Busy 24/7.

Based on this silly tweet

Ghost: where’s my balaclava?

Soap: in the fridge, just had a piece

Ghost: no-

Soap: excellent job with the phyllo by the way

love when a show hands me a seemingly normal protagonist who becomes a little more morally grey and a lot less heterosexual as the story progresses and then sprinkles in lies, murder, manipulation and yearning

Soap has to explain things in the most complicated way possible

Alex: Wait, wait, run that again?

Soap: Okay! So, this- *points at Ghost* that is my boyfriend

Ghost: Yo

Soap: This *points at Alejandro* this is my boyfriend's bff/homo-erotic homie

Soap: *points at Rudy* this is my bff AND my boyfriend's bff/homo-erotic homie's husband

Soap: This *points at Valeria* is my my boyfriend's bff/homo-erotic homie's ex girlfriend who we're not still sure why she's here

Soap: This is my dad *points at Price*

Soap: And this is my dad's son *points at Gaz*

Alex: That's my boyfriend, but thanks for the introduction anyway ...who's that?

Soap: Oh that? *points at Graves*

Soap: That's a fucking nuisance

Graves: Thanks.

disney and hbo when they saw pedro pascal