This Duck Has Spawned, It Doesn’t Know Where It Is, But It Is Happy.

“imagine caring so much about fiction” imagine being so lame that you scoff at the timeless human practice of falling in love with art and stories

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

growing up as an imaginative single child, I loved to play with Barbies. I loved creating elaborate drama-filled storylines for them and I could keep at it for hours. there was one problem. I had like 15 thrift store Barbies and no Kens. I only had one Barbie-sized male doll and it was a collectible Elvis Presley doll and he was my favorite doll. I always did the Elvis voice when I was playing him but he had no relation to Elvis Presley otherwise. anyway, he had some crazy days. trapped on a scary planet where he is the only man in the world and half of the women there hate him. in a massive car accident and stranded in the woods with a girlfriend who had broken her foot and a crazy ex girlfriend who had stalked them there. kidnapped by Athena (one of my Barbie sized dolls was Athena, like, the goddess) and held captive by her while trying to go home to his 7 situationships. all of this happening to a guy who looks and sounds exactly like Elvis but is otherwise the quintessential everyman.

Practicing colouring characters to match the environment!! Picture not mine, art is :)

Ao3 does not need an algorithm, you're just lazy

Ao3 does not need a 1-5 star rating system, you just want to bring down authors writing for FREE

Ao3 does not need automatic censorship, it is an archive, therefore anything can be posted

Writing or reading about something illegal does not mean the author nor the reader condones it, if that were true, you could never read a story involving anything negative

Purity culture is ruining fan culture and you all are fucking annoying

you may be losing the idgaf war but they wouldn't even let me enlist. on account of my poet's temperament.

"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."

Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?

yall gotta learn the difference between "this character is an asshole" and "this character was supposed to be super cool but the author is an asshole" and "this character is a teenage girl who was mean once"

all of the dragons would actually hate the beasts imo. they think they’re sniveling little buffoons who puff up their chest with “soul jams” like oh boo hoo look at this little cookie that had to get a hand me down from mommy witchie to have immortality :((( look at this helpless itty bitty baby child who is practically a fetus in terms of our age :(((((( look at who can’t even use magic or be immortal without the help of an outside aid. pathetic. we were born to the world and it obeyed us from the moment we emerged, while you all got sealed up inside cringefail vessels because you had a little morality oopsie and don’t see the value in others lives :((((((((( WEAK ASS LOSERS!