There’s Absolutely Nothing Better Than Reading A 100k Word Fanfic, That Is Until You Remember You Have

Some not so hot takes:

Tariffs = Higher prices

Mass deportations = broken communities

Gay and trans rights = human rights

Doing the nazi salute on live tv = being a nazi

How can anyone disagree with this stuff dude

Uhhh something something Phil constantly wearing flowers and perfumes to cover the scent of death on his skin

[The aftermath of whatever Miko just did. There’s smoke. Something’s definitely on fire. Possibly multiple things.]

— Miko… how are you not a Decepticon? – Sena the Decepticon's human pet asked, staring at the destruction.

— What? Ew, no! – Miko wrinkled her nose. – I’m way too cool for them.

— But you cause so much chaos. You literally just—what even was your plan here?

— Honestly? I was just winging it.

— That’s even worse! – Sena threw up her hands. – Decepticons have plans! You just… spontaneously combust reality around you!

"Spontaneously combust reality around you!" Oh I'm so stealing that. 😂

Miko is kinda like a chaotic anti-hero on a team of all regular heroes. She's just not as edgy most of the time.

Reblog if you're on team "don't touch me without my permission but if you have my permission please never stop touching me"

THE NEW WIZARD COSTUME IN OVENBREAK I'M DIE

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

Tiny kitty that can be made with 2 pipe cleaners. If you care. If you even care.

long nose trucks sexier than cabover trucks, who's with me