Percy: If I die, Tyson can have what little I own. Okay? The magical items go to him.
Poseidon: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die? You are going to live a long life and won't even think of dying before 100 years.
Percy: My existence is fueled by pure spite, red bull and the adrenaline from whenever other greek creatures, gods and demigods threaten me.
Poseidon:
Poseidon, sighing: Let me call your therapist again. Am I not paying her enough? Hmm. Maybe it's time for a raise.
Ya know, I don’t think he did - he seems a bit busy summoning spectral Cream Wolves from the ether and making the dumbest face I’ve seen in a hot minute.
i will never forget the episode of transformers g1 where seaspray turns into Fabio but he still sounds like he's being sprayed in the face with a pressurized hose
it should be a law that if it’s raining and you wake up feeling comfy in bed you shouldn’t have to answer to any of your obligations
Istg the only time in the show we see Captain Barnacles genuinely angry, or at least ready to be confrontational rather than peaceful, is when he thought the octopod was under attack and when he got there he couldn’t hear the others anywhere
“Those fuckers better not have touched my crew or else”
*you can change the desicions you make, gowever you do not retain the knowledge of it that you have
reblog for larger sample size!!