Overfilledcoffee - FishCoffee

Love love love characters that present themselves as emotionally open social butterflies but the more you see of them the more obvious it is that they’re the most closed off fuckers in the story. Sure, they want to help you with your personal problems and messy emotions, but if you turn that shit back on them, they’ll shut down or deflect every time. Why are you sticking your nose in their business anyway? It’s not like it matters. They’re not a person, they’re just a role being played. They’re the guy who fixes things and saves people. Please ignore the man behind the mask, he’s fine. Everything’s fine.

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[The aftermath of whatever Miko just did. There’s smoke. Something’s definitely on fire. Possibly multiple things.]

— Miko… how are you not a Decepticon? – Sena the Decepticon's human pet asked, staring at the destruction.

— What? Ew, no! – Miko wrinkled her nose. – I’m way too cool for them.

— But you cause so much chaos. You literally just—what even was your plan here?

— Honestly? I was just winging it.

— That’s even worse! – Sena threw up her hands. – Decepticons have plans! You just… spontaneously combust reality around you!

"Spontaneously combust reality around you!" Oh I'm so stealing that. 😂

Miko is kinda like a chaotic anti-hero on a team of all regular heroes. She's just not as edgy most of the time.

reblog if you're a writer but would rather drink straight cyanide than show any of your family members your work

Do you find this to be true?

*proceeds to snooze the alarm for over an hour*

You just gotta love Ratchet.