Why Is This Kid In Charge Of A Cake Shop Again.

at the jfk museum. this place is kind of objectively funny as hell i think

For some reason the versions of this where he gives two salutes is being deleted and replaced with a version with a quick cut to a cheering crowd so I’ll just share it here 🙃

all of the dragons would actually hate the beasts imo. they think they’re sniveling little buffoons who puff up their chest with “soul jams” like oh boo hoo look at this little cookie that had to get a hand me down from mommy witchie to have immortality :((( look at this helpless itty bitty baby child who is practically a fetus in terms of our age :(((((( look at who can’t even use magic or be immortal without the help of an outside aid. pathetic. we were born to the world and it obeyed us from the moment we emerged, while you all got sealed up inside cringefail vessels because you had a little morality oopsie and don’t see the value in others lives :((((((((( WEAK ASS LOSERS!

Happy regular platypus :)

(dont ask why some colors change the original file looks good to me)

Humans being the first. Not the strongest or the smartest or the weirdest or the most violent. Just the first.

We called out into the dark over and over. We sent out messages in hopes. We searched every planet we could reach, in hopes of any sign of life. Any at all.

We thought, hoped we were the last, because we couldn’t bear the idea of being the one ones this awake and alive in a world as vast as this.

And we died alone.

When the others are born, many many years later, they find us, everything we left for them.

They recover The Golden Record and look at it a million times over, they dig up our fossils and put us in museums, they study us for years and years, loving us as we love our ancestors’ painted hands on cave walls.

In a lot of their languages, the word they use for us has the same root for “mother”.

collecting posts of this type

Fortnite is a good game sometimes

it's rotten work, but without the rot nothing can grow

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

dream claiming that tommy had a literal editor sweatshop making less than minimum wage tommy’s editors in question coming to his defence, sharing the unedited messages dream altered in the video and providing evidence tommy cares about paying editors well:

(please reblog with tags, thanks!)