I'm A Simple Bitch. I Believe The Purpose Of Government Should Be To Improve The Lives Of Its Citizens

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

Am i going too deep into this garfield video essay

I think I’m absolutely hilarious

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

Once you start thinking about humans as a species in a biome, it affects your entire way of looking at normal things.

The other day I referred to female morning joggers as an 'indicator species' in that if you see women jogging in the dark it means that the environment provides migration pathways (sidewalks, clear signs) and doesn't have any known predators of female morning joggers (guy with knife, bear, BigTruck, male morning joggers).

Though, I think that people consider framing humans as animals reacting to their environment as rude.

🐍 Naga Centric Ideas 🐍

Techno being yoinked by naga sbi because he kept withdrawing from them but he actually has a fear of snakes.

Techno crying as he explains it and them hugging him but (notably) not letting him go. Instead promising they'll help him get over the fear.

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Naga Phil having 3 bird sons and having cuteness aggression. He loves squeezing them and their instincts arent very happy about it.

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Naga Techno yoinking zoologist Phil after bonding over their shared interest in snakes. Phil being mad but also not being able to stop admiring Techs snake features.

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Naga emduo yoinking mouse hybrid Wilbur. One venemous and the other is a constrictor. He's terrified of them for different reasons and he just doesn't know what to do because there's no way he can even escape them.

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Mafia hybrid AU where Techno is a naga and has to get his venom milked for certain kills. It's not very comfortable (since he has to get threatened enough to bite) and its dark hurt / comfort.

Lots of apologising but continuing to do something. Maybe have sickly sweet Phil in there too

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Adopted constrictor Techno feeling guilty about his love language (wrapping people up in his tail and gently squeezing) with SBI that keep trying to kinda trigger his instincts to do so.

Maybe a 3 times and 1 type deal? 3 times Techno was scared to squeeze and the 1 time he did? But like dark and kinda fluffy but mostly hurt/comfort.

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Something with shifters. Snake shifter Wilbur maybe flicking between a different snake to bond with dsbi more on an instinctual level. Kinda started as a boredome thing but now he kinda gets it.

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Naga Kristin with human sbi. Its a lot of her being possessive and using her height to her advantage. She gives them lots of hugs and manipulation but dont be fooled, theyre also dark. This ones mostly in my brain.

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Naga / mer au?? Sea snakes. Coral Reef Snakes perhaps.