I Will No Longer Be Inviting My Enemies To ‘meet Me In The Pit’ From Now On You Are All Expected

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

i really enjoy looking through reddit threads related to death metal because the replies sound like a groupchat for cartoon villains

popular culture used to be very much about eroticism. rockstars used to be on stage in sequins and thongs and thigh high boots playing guitars like they were masturbating. girls used to wear velvet mini dresses and no bras and red-brick-brown lipstick and mascara on their bottom lashes. people used to have body hair on television and in the movies. people used to be sweaty. people used to touch each other over denim and under cotton. foreplay used to be staring at someone over the rim of a glass across a bar across a park across a dinner table. people used to want. i think we’ve lost something

For the ones that need it today

long nose trucks sexier than cabover trucks, who's with me