I Think There’s Actually Nothing Better Than Being Randomly Told “I Love You” After Doing Something

you like techno, right? Soundsy? Well i recommend one called “You need to stop” by Osmo Band

p.s. how do you feel about me constantly calling you soundsy or soundr?

Soundwave: appreciates song recommendation.

Nickname: appropriate, however unnecessary.

I am cringe but I am free, grab your popcorn the girls are fighting :3

growing up as an imaginative single child, I loved to play with Barbies. I loved creating elaborate drama-filled storylines for them and I could keep at it for hours. there was one problem. I had like 15 thrift store Barbies and no Kens. I only had one Barbie-sized male doll and it was a collectible Elvis Presley doll and he was my favorite doll. I always did the Elvis voice when I was playing him but he had no relation to Elvis Presley otherwise. anyway, he had some crazy days. trapped on a scary planet where he is the only man in the world and half of the women there hate him. in a massive car accident and stranded in the woods with a girlfriend who had broken her foot and a crazy ex girlfriend who had stalked them there. kidnapped by Athena (one of my Barbie sized dolls was Athena, like, the goddess) and held captive by her while trying to go home to his 7 situationships. all of this happening to a guy who looks and sounds exactly like Elvis but is otherwise the quintessential everyman.

Last night was a thousand year old scrap of linen paper painstakingly re-assembled by a team of archeologists

[The aftermath of whatever Miko just did. There’s smoke. Something’s definitely on fire. Possibly multiple things.]

— Miko… how are you not a Decepticon? – Sena the Decepticon's human pet asked, staring at the destruction.

— What? Ew, no! – Miko wrinkled her nose. – I’m way too cool for them.

— But you cause so much chaos. You literally just—what even was your plan here?

— Honestly? I was just winging it.

— That’s even worse! – Sena threw up her hands. – Decepticons have plans! You just… spontaneously combust reality around you!

"Spontaneously combust reality around you!" Oh I'm so stealing that. 😂

Miko is kinda like a chaotic anti-hero on a team of all regular heroes. She's just not as edgy most of the time.

Dudes healthcare is so fake. My ADHD meds are $940 without insurance. But they gave me a website of "coupons" which straight up looks like a scam website, and I got it today for $60! Just a coupon from a random website and it was $900 cheaper. America, I am confusion!! America explain!!

I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why