A Printer Error Is An Attempt From God To Get You To Kill Yourself But You Must Be Stronger And You Must

"I've never seen you at the club"

Okay, well, I've never seen you on ao3 reading fanfictions in the middle of the night

Soooo true

Quick reminder that it's always morally correct to punch nazis.

reblog this to remind the person you reblogged it from that theyre loved

I have a joke about math but im 2² to say it

burger

i will never forget the episode of transformers g1 where seaspray turns into Fabio but he still sounds like he's being sprayed in the face with a pressurized hose

i really enjoy looking through reddit threads related to death metal because the replies sound like a groupchat for cartoon villains

if I was batman villain I’d just put all my time, effort and energy into slashing his tires, no matter how many time he updates that goddamn batmobile I would find a way

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again