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Lesbians, what is your wisdom today?

Why are you trans: wrong answer edition. Tell us why you're trans, wrong answers, though :)

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

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day 19(?): boredom got way worse, trying to make myself a victorian friend

Thought exercise. You are me, you are hungry, you want to make my world famous pancake recipe. This recipe needs four eggs. You have three eggs. Do you:

a) go to the store. yes you have a cold, but you could be in and out fast. then again you could run into someone you know. embarrassing.

b) go across the street to your grandparent's house and ask to borrow an egg. you may or may not get a lecture about not being at church. is it worth it.

c) use two of the raw eggs and two hard-boiled eggs. surely this will work out fine

if you picked c, congratulations, you correctly picked my thought process. i have committed an affront to god and my tummy hurts so badly

S a n d

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