Oh, So This Is Why We Had The Ox Rib Scene...

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Not gonna follow this tournament because I know this is gonna be the only thing Chrom wins and I can’t bear to watch him get absolutely obliterated by majority vote

ROUND 1 MATCH 52

Chrom propaganda:

“Chrobin (Chrom x player character) is so many tropes in one oml. You have friends-to-lovers (Chrom and Robin are canonically best friends according to Nintendo), enemies-to-lovers (Robin is heir to the Grimleal cult, the enemy of the Halidom of Ylisse which Chrom is the prince, and later king, of), there's amnesia, time travel, official next-gen AUs, changed dialogue to lore important events in the game if you marry Chrom, and Nintendo keeps teasing us with the ship. Cheery prince who knows when to be serious, very strategically smart but very bad at communicating, a guy that can comfort you when you're down, make a fool of himself when you're not around, and he's just generally a very sweet guy. Also please consider the fact that you get to watch a cutscene of him dying in the prologue and despite the horrors he's just so supportive of the protagonist. Chrom doesn't care about where you came from or who you're related to, he cares for YOU. He gets KILLED by the protag and he reassures them that they did nothing wrong and pleads with them to get out, to a safe place. I lost my soul to Chrom, I physically can't play this game without romancing him.”

Fritz propaganda:

“While Lucette (The MC) at the start of her game is cold and unwilling to bond with others - Fritz is considered one of the 'only company [she] can tolerate nowadays', so he's the closest thing Lucette had to a friend. This also shows that even when Lucette can be at her 'worst', Fritz is still willing to see the best in someone (In a genuine way). He also never doubted her ability to beat her curse.

He's kind, loyal, sweet, and capable in a fight. A good ol' knight! He's also shown to be very attentive to those he cares about, being able to easily list the favourites of his charge from his experiences rather than being directly told. He's also got a massive sweet tooth.

He's compared to a dog a few times with his loyalty plus his overall 'good boy' vibes. He also almost never makes a romantic move/gesture w̶i̶l̶l̶i̶n̶g̶l̶y̶ first before getting together (general not-feeling-like-they're-good-enough-for-their-beloved type stuff), which is a nice change of pace from a lot of male romance options out there I feel.

In the sequel fan-disc, he can propose, and he says 'Would you do me the honour of allowing me to become your husband' instead of the 'usual' 'honour of becoming my wife' 🥺

There's also the whole Varg situation...if you want more oomph.

Sorry for then rant, here's another line from his proposal: 

"I love you too much to not want to improve myself" (He's already perfect)”

nothing bottom jeans and boots with the nothing

every time my bf says “for the time being” i respond with “for the time bean” and then we say “all hail the time bean” and carry on the conversation like nothing happened

some trans headcanons its like

and some trans headcanons its like

town on gorkhon you're in good hands babeyy!!!!

Hot hot hot hot chocolate

HEY WE GOT IT

Based on a Tumblr post

Gay & Lesbian Pride Parade, Seattle, Washington, 1991.

James May