FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK WATCH CAPTAIN LASERHAWK: A BLOOD DRAGON REMIX ON NETFLIX RIGHT THE FUCK NOW PLEASE

FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK WATCH CAPTAIN LASERHAWK: A BLOOD DRAGON REMIX ON NETFLIX RIGHT THE FUCK NOW PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU!!!!

This show is, unironically, everything I’ve ever wanted out of adult animation.

It takes an absolutely dumb as hell premise of an Ubisoft MCU and plays it so straight it becomes a genuine piece of art. It’s violent as shit and swears like a motherfucker but has enough heart and soul and creativity to make those first points feel awesome, not lame. And most importantly, it’s fun as hell while being based as fuck!

Yes it’s on Netflix and yes it uses Ubisoft properties and yes I hate both of those facts. But this is an unironic masterpiece that deserves to be continued.

Also

I would die for this frog and so would all of you.