This Is Soooo Fck Funny Because It's So Trueee

What do you mean this isn’t canon

fanfiction truly being the savior for everyones sanity

size difference kink but in the “i grew up being made fun of for being chubby so now the idea of a giant of a man being able to toss me around and tower over me without making my weight a problem makes me really horny” way, you get what im saying?

Too many people in this fandom: it's not his fault he joined a fascist movement and did unspeakable crimes, he had daddy issues, so who's the real villain there huhh?

*climbs down the chimney* HO HO HO!! SANTA IS BACK!! 🎅

I have a couple more questions for you:

What is your favorite thing about Azris? What do you love about this ship?

What are your favorite romance tropes?

That is all for now!! Take care!! *rides off in sleigh*

Hiii, sorry im late

My favourite thing IS that they have the worst idea of each other and that means all things they could feel for one and other are utterly beautiful and sincere.

My favorite romance tropes are enemies to lovers or rivals to lovers, one bed trope, who did this to you, fake relationship, slowburn and forbidden love.

Hope I know of you soon!

It's beginning to look a lot like C H R I S T M A S! 🎵🎄

Hohoho!!! Hello, giftee!! I hope that you've been doing well. With it officially being November 1st, the holiday season is upon us and I have officially begun working on your gift!! I have a few questions to help me along as I go:

What are your headcanons about Azris regarding the mating bond (if you think they're mated)? (i.e. do you think they know about it and ignore it? do you think one of them knows but the other doesn't? are they both oblivious? etc)

Which of the ACOTAR books is your favorite and why?

I look forward to hearing your answers!! Have a great week!!

Hiiii Santa! I'm so so sorry for making you wait to respond.

Like I think the one that knows is Eris, and it's a fucking tease, Azriel is oblivious but knows how to put him in his place. Like he would have be mad if Eris didn't told him and he discovers it any other way.

So much angst between this to, like, holy gods how I would like them to be soo angry, and the grovel over the mating bond.

My favourite book could be Acosf, but due to the Valkyries, like, I didn't like when they make a prison out of the HoW for Nes. Such a dicks witty that fucking decision.

Have a nice week santaaa

i love her your honour

how does tumblr even work do you just like talk to yourself until people are like "i like this one"

damian: well I’m the blood son

tim: bruce chose us, you were thrust onto him by no choice

jason: to be fair he didn’t pick tim either

dick: he picked me under weird circumstances, I honestly think Jay is the only one he actually chose, like one of those strays at the shelter

jason: I’m going to fucking kick your ass