Idea: The Vine Of The Guy Dropping Spaghetti From His Pockets And Stuffing It Back In While Crying But

i love that genre of music from the late 90s that's usually just a woman with an acoustic guitar and her voice cracks a lot (i.e put up a parking lot, ironic - alanis morrissette, etc), it feels very gilmore girls

fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them

i wonder if you attended a church sermon and every time they say amen you said almond and see how long it takes them to notice

me talking to my dog for 2 seconds:

haha omg ur so stinky i love u ur so small and funny haha stinky

me talking to my dog for 12 minutes:

you are the essence of the conscious experience. do you understand feelings? are your thoughts an equivalent to a legible sentence or are they a series of abstract emotions or images? are you aware of your own existence? do you have a concept of identity? what do you dream about? how much do you know? and what do you know that i dont? do you retain memories? do you even hold emotional sentiment?

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It’s 104% okay to come to your DM and just say, “Hi, can we be friends?” And then start asking you random questions.

victoria sponge? no. victoria's ponge

my artistic rendition of john lennon eating peas.

there is no context.

hands up in the air big up phil

no, thats nell gwyn, you're thinking of neil bush, pretty sure he was a singer in the seventies

who even are you. like what did you write

I have no idea. Let me see if anyone else in this ask place knows.