Jake’s Burns To Rosa’s Hairstyles

i got a round face w/ chubby cheeks bc i have loved stored in them 

Derek Hale

Imagines:

Derek being scared to have sex while you’re pregnant

Being Scott’s older sister and you end up confiding in Derek when you find out your father’s back

Going to Derek for lessons about sex

Hiding your emotions and Derek takes an interest in you

Being Derek’s mate and he gets over protective when you’re pregnant

Klaus get jealous when he finds out you wont go on a date with him because you’re in love with Derek

Derek being more playful as a wolf and your daughter convinces Isaac to play with them

Stiles having to babysit Derek when he’s young Derek and tries to hide that ‘Miguel’ is Derek

Derek getting jealous After you break up because he finds out you’re dating Scott

Being Derek’s mate despite not liking him when you first meet

The pack realising you need their help because of how self-destructive your behaviour has become

Looking after Derek when he’s in his wolf form

Period sex with Derek

Derek teaching Isaac how to touch you

Derek getting jealous when Stiles flirts with you

Being Stiles sister and he tells Derek to back off

How you meet Derek

How you meet Derek (Part Two)

How he kisses you

His pet name for you

Returning to help Derek

Derek helping you after you have your wisdom teeth out

Becoming Scott’s beta and you save Derek

Oneshots:

I may have made her mad

The one where Derek takes Stiles to a strip club

Salvatore or Hale

Julia’s birthday request

A little love

Stiles, Derek and Scott (Part of the Teen wolf training program AU)

Ride a Hale

Alpha insanity (Part One)

Distraction

All you did was shave

Prompts:

“It’s your turn to make dinner.” “You’re a nerd.”

“I told you, no more pets.”

“You’re a nerd.”

“You belong to me and you need to accept it.”

“You had time to call the police. Why didn’t you?”

“He’s respectable, ya’ know, a little bit dodgy.” “Do you think he / she crashed the car on purpose?” 

“I have to take you to the doctor.”

“I did a pregnancy test.“

“You’re cute when you’re sleepy”

“You’re bleeding all over my furniture.”

“He’s respectable, but, ya’ know, a little bit dodgy.”

“Hey, I want you to meet my wife.”

“Oh, it’s just coffee.”

“That’s brilliant. That’s brilliant! Let’s do it!”

“You’re cute when you’re sleepy"

“You smell like a wet dog.”

“If you don’t open up that door on the count of three, I will start huffing and puffing!”

“It’s cute when you blush.”

“Umm just so you know, I’m kind of stuck in the Christmas lights.”

“Hey, I want you to meet my wife.”

“We’re snowed in…”

“How big is it?”

“If me and Santa got into a fight, who do you think would win?”

“When did this turn into an ugly sweater party?”

“If I hear this song one more time there will be blood.”

“Will you help me go Christmas shopping?”

“We’re snowed in…”

“You have such a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card.”

“I hate winter.”

“If I hear this song one more time there will be blood.”

“Is that mistletoe hanging from the light?”

“The price limit was 20 dollars!”

“Surprise! I’m your Christmas present.”

“Tell me you feel nothing for me and I’ll never ask again.”

“That was hardly porn.”

“You’re cute when you’re sleepy"

“Now, put your good clothes on.”

“Yeah school. That’s where people go to learn things like not keep children up all night.”

“If only I’d gone over when she / he called.”

“I’ve been waiting a long time for you.”

Fake Texts:

Fake Instagram posts:

I Would Pair:

Momma Hale - Derek x Fem!Reader

The War Of Beacon Hills - Sterek

The Training Program - Teen Wolf Au

Our Cousin Stiles - Teen wolf / My babysitters A Vampire

+18 Smut Masterlist

Owl needs a hug. (via babapaku8889)

I NEED A HIMBO

IM HOLDING OUT FOR A HIMBO TILL THE END OF THE NIGHT

hes gotta be strong

and hes gotta be fast

and hes gotta be dumb and polite

casual intimacy kills me every time. grand gestures are cute and all but seeing two people who are just totally comfortable with having each other in their space, who dont think twice about leaning into each other and thoughtlessly holding each other while doing unrelated things….. thats love

"When we first met him, he was a counselor. He was a counsel of soldiers. He was a humanitarian. He was a helper. Now we see him grow into all of those principles and all of those fundamentals that he had; he's taken those with him to become Captain America." — Anthony Mackie 🪽

And he’s RIGHT. Fuck everyone who is throwing a fit over Mackie speaking the truth. He and Chris Evans know this role better than anyone. Captain America is a figure of American propaganda both in the real world and in the MCU, despite how the characters Steve Rogers and Sam Wilson and actors Chris Evans and Anthony Mackie feel. If you just see the red, white and blue, the propaganda, and not what these characters have stood for, that’s on you. And if you think that America represents honor and dignity for everyone, wake the fuck up. Honestly, just look out the window.

Poe Dameron, the pilot