Prince Philip Is The Most Badass Prince EVER. And Here's Why.

Prince Philip is the most badass prince EVER. And here's why.

Okay, so he’s got a girly face, and he wears tights and some high boots. Sure.

But check out that noble steed. That’s one ready-to-kick-ass-and-take-names steed.

While other princesses just run away and leave nothing, Philip gets AN INVITE TO HER HOUSE. He gets a song, a dance, and a first date.

He comes home, just to tell his dad he’s not going to marry the princess because he’s in love.

No. Other. Reason. He rides in and is just like, “I met the girl I’m going to marry. Now I’ve got a birthday party to be at. Bye Dad.”

Now how much do you think his dad weighs? That short fat little man? Probably pretty heavy.Not a problem for Prince Philip.

And then he gets jumped by goblins, both hands tied behind his back

But that’s not enough to stop Prince Philip.Oh no.

He breaks his hands free and starts chucking goblins.

Look at that face. That face. The “BITCH JUST YOU WAIT” face. He may be tied down by a dozen goblins but he’s not gonna take no shit from this witch.

In fact, he’s so strong, she ends up keeping him chained to the wall, but he still fights back.

Now when he finally does get free–

He’s ready to go into battle UNARMED. He don’t need no shield or sword, he’s going to go punch Maleficent’s face in with his fist. If Flora didn’t stop him, he probably would have, too.

Backed up against a cliff edge, nowhere to go. Fighting off goblins. But there’s so many and just one Philip.

NBD I’LL JUST JUMP AND SLIDE DOWN THE ROCK PILE IN MY SKIN-TIGHT TIGHTS.

Gate closing?

who gives a fuck? certainly not prince philip.

Lighting hitting rocks around me?

NBD BRO

Giant forest of thorns?

Bitch, get out of my way. I’ve got a princess to save.

Giant dragon of hell?

CHARGE HEAD ON.

Fire? Dragon? Burning dry twigs? No. Fucking. Problem.

Just smack that bitch on the nose.

Sheer cliff face? Fire burning behind me? Back to a wall?

Calm down guys, I got this.

I’LL JUST FUCKING SCALE IT ONE-HANDED.

And fight the bloody beast from 500 feet high, with literally nothing to save me if I fall.

Lose the shield off the cliff?

JUST STAND THERE AND SMILE ‘CAUSE I’VE GOT A FUCKING MAGIC SWORD THAT’S GOING THROUGH YOUR HEART BITCH.

Just chuck it. Straight through.

Then jump out of the way…

And survive. That’s what happens to bitches who mess with the woman I love.

Get the horse.

Get the girl.

EXPLAIN NOTHING.

that’s how he EARNED his happily ever after.

Srsly. The most bad. ass. prince. disney ever wrote.

Masterlist

Poe x Reader pretty sure all most of them are fluff. You can click this link here for all my Poe x Reader stuff. I’ll eventually list which is angst/fluff on here.

Poe (personal) HC / Kisses / NSFW

Modern AU:

Smitten: Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5/ Part 6 / Part 7 / Part 8

The Life You Lead

Good Friends

Teacher!Poe

A Dance For Two: Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5 / Part 6

Suits & Ties

Dinner With Poe

Untitled*

Untitled Theater AU*

Anon Request: Solace

Star Wars (TFA):

Some Are Fated: Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5

Rose-Colored Boy

100 Ways To Say I Love You

Delirious Man

Picking Up The Pieces

Twenty Seconds

At The Beginning

Breathe : Part 1 / Part 2

Sweetheart

By Your Side

Deal

Not So Secret BB-8

Makeup to Makeout

A Love Letter: Part 1 / Part 2

Can You Hear Me?

Anon Request: L’ulo’s Adopted Daughter

Angst Request: Risk

Homesick

Even Now, I Keep Calling Your Name: Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3

Anon Request: Accidental Mishap

Familiar Faces

Together Again

Star Wars (TLJ)

Home: Part 1 / Part 2

Picking Up The Pieces: Part 1 / ?

General Dameron

Anon Request: Insecurities/Fluff

Loyalty

Wait-What?: Part 1 / Part 2

Gone (One Shot)

Lifelines: Part 1 / Part 2 (NSFW)

What’s Your Type?

Finn x Reader

Star Wars (TFA)

Anon Request: Angst/Fluff

Anon Request: Angst/Insecurities/Fluff

Last Updated: 2018/20/03 💚

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