Reject Reality Accept Splornge

beth ++

Thought I'd be some help and draw @nothoughtsonlytrance 's Sonic OC since she can't draw, but I can.

Hope you like her!!

yep

Eka's Portal administration hits their head on another branch

of the stupid tree

cool

I'm doing an art challenge for October.

Hopefully the gods and goddesses of art will help me keep motivated to finish it. ✌️💕✨️

Please use the #PrettyWitchytober if you do decide to join!

i actually want this

where can i buy tis

be stronger than your conservative great-uncle. reblog fat furry belly at the dinner table

hmm

Preds who want to eat you for every reason. Because they’re fucking starving. Because they adore you. Because it feels nice. Because-

yikes yes

Far stranger than disappearances are the permanent appearances of things that absolutely should not actually be in those places

Like for example.

Hole ass mountains in the African plains appearing overnight.

A city the size of Boston completely unused just being found in the Arabian dessert when it wasn't there the day before.

A guy just turning up and meeting himself same backstory same memories genetically identical and the still living mother of them claiming that she gave birth to a single child.

People who regularly turn up at airports from countries that don't exists complete with souvenirs from the holiday they just returned from which nobody actually sold.

The fact that there are far more Fabergé eggs today than were ever produced in the first place despite the fact that they can all be carbon dated to the exact same point in time.

Commercial aircaft in the USA landing at airports many years before they actually went into production.

Murder victims who's bodies have been genetically tested turning up to confirm that they are not in fact dead.

Sarcophagi of pharaoh who never actually existed, but scientific testing proves the coffin as legit.

Dead languages that were lost to time just being casually spoken by people out of thin air after a person suffers a head injury by people who have no connection to those cultures and it being found to be 100% accurate.

Pirate treasure from pirates that never were stolen from people who never existed and found in places completely inaccessible to mankind since before primates were even a thing.

These things keep happening.

The world is far stranger than you think.

exactly

humans are very smart

oof

I just saw a commercial for a fossil fuel company with Mr. Blue Sky as the backing.

How do I tell them that the sky here is not in fact blue and that it's their fault?

yikes

Time for a disappointing factoid

Much as I would like the story to be true

The baby yoda wildfire firefighter story isn't true

It was a publicity stunt by Disney themselves

All to promote their show The Mandalorean

It's stuff like this that makes me sick to my stomach

Especially since

There genuinely was an almost identical story unfolding

Only the doll was an old unbranded teddy bear

That had been kept in the family for generations

Disney simply threw it away

And replaced it with their merchandise

Those heartless monsters

that's the most ominous one

How many people have you killed

As many as you like~ ;)