Via @tobimakeup

barbara: for you to honestly think that i would say something that would put the custody you have in jeopardy is ridiculous and downright insulting. barbara: i. didn't. say. anything. to anyone. i kept it between us. i don't know how someone would know, let alone if they know about this or if they're talking about something else entirely. oh trust me, that much is clear because you would be looking at all the possibilities instead of immediately blaming me.

nick: you do know that if priyanka finds out about our affair i may lose custody of my daughter? i know you don't know her, but jealousy is an understatement when it comes to her. straight up possession like the fucking exorcist. nick: of course everyone got it... that means that someone talked. and i didn't talk... so you must've had to talk. how else would this mysterious hacker guy know? i'm no bill nye the fucking science guy, but it's SCIENCE, barbie. SCIENCE.

how do you deal with break ups?

"It really depends on the nature of the breakup for me. I admit, I don't deal with heartbreak in the healthiest of ways, I usually lock it behind some impenetrable wall but at some point or another it comes to surface."

Nervous about why we're here, or the flying bit? Because same, about the reason we're here. Ah, it's never too early to pregame! Especially when the time calls for it. Was it good champagne? Yeah, I totally agree. Kind of feels like there's a knife dangling over my head ready to drop at any moment. I'm glad to hear that it's not going to stop you though! I would love to join you for some drinks.

so glad that i'm not a nervous flier thought i will admit that i was nervous the whole time. i might have gotten the party started a little early with one too many glasses of champagne. i know we are here in paradise but i just have a weird feeling. that isn't going to stop me from enjoying myself so what are the chances you'll join me for a drink? or two? @palvinfms

SMS FROM ANONYMOUS:

cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater number one . . . was the fun worth ending your marriage? you were serving more than looks, barbie! how about those divorce papers? it's a real shame you can't call yourself a MILF now... though by a technicality, you might still qualify. baby sprouse or baby jonas? the possibilities are quite endless. aren't they?

The hot steam from the shower relaxed muscles she didn't even know were tense, she needed this. A long, scalding hot shower so she could just be and not wear the mask that she's donned on with just about everyone else. In truth, Barbara hasn't been happy for a long while. Things with her marriage started out great, as any marriage would. But as time went on, she could feel the disconnect between her and Dylan, smiles that didn't reach eyes, going to bed without any 'I love you's.' she was a prisoner in her own marriage and she hated it. So, Barbara sought out the comfort, in whatever form it came in with Nick instead. It was a whirlwind of excitement and fire and not too long after that, Barbara was filing for divorce. Not wanting to stay in a marriage where she was no longer happy. That whirlwind of excitement and fire turned to instant nerves when she found out she was pregnant, the math not giving her a clear answer as to who's baby it was - Nick's or Dylan's. The nerves were the loudest emotion she had during that time, but the small seed of excitement of being a mother was there - until it was ripped away from her, leaving her in a mess of anger and hate like she hasn't felt before. The steam is almost suffocating, but she revels in it - eyes closed as she leans her back against the shower wall. That's when she hears her phone and her jaw locks, he really did have the most awful timing ever didn't he? Pulling back the curtain, Barbara dries her hand on a throw towel before grabbing her phone and swiping up to unlock. So it wasn't Nick - this time at least. She reads the text, then rereads it again, and again almost wishing that it would just disappear. The tears, a mix of sadness at what could of been and anger for what did happen blur her vision as her throat tightens. 'Fuck the fuck off, why don't you?' She sends the quick text before tossing the phone away from her, the device landing with a thud at the bottom of her bathroom door. This charade of pretending to be okay was slowly coming undone and she fucking hated it, she hated herself for everything she lost.

BARBARA PALVIN. Cannes Film Festival - Red Carpet.

Me? A Queen? Ugh, you're so sweet. You are such a Queen. Oh, how did I forget about your Coachella one? That one was also good. You got a lot of shit from BBC or people in general? Who do I have to fight?

Yeah but coming from a queen as yourself means so much so thank you! Oh my gosh really? That's one of mine as well, next to my Coachella one. Right? And that was very hard for me might I add. Oh I got a lot of shit but I'm kinda used to it now sadly.

I've heard a lot of different opinions of it, but I really liked it. It was a good movie. And no, that's not disappointing at all, from what I've heard you've been quite the busy man. How does it feel to be back in the theatre? No, no. Your chance at impressing me is definitely not blown.

we are allowed to talk about it but i'm afraid i'm about to disappoint you. i have not actually seen it yet. i also do not have an in with it, i'm afraid my pull doesn't reach quite that far. have i totally blown my chance at impressing you?

BARBARA PALVIN POSTED TO INSTAGRAM

↳ realbarbarapalvin I'm hoping if I stare at my suitcase hard enough it'll pack itself. Ready to relax on the beach getting some sun and sipping on some Mai Tai's. #ihatepacking

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We have two, beautiful hopefully eventful in all the best ways weeks here and I plan to make the best of it. I'm not even sure what I want to do first, other than drinking of course. Pregaming is an unspoken rule. There's snorkeling, which I will never turn down, spas, jet skiing, surfing - I don't even know how to surf that one might be a bad idea. Cliff diving sounds fun too though, I don't know I need to do something adventurous. You in? @isabellakhair

𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄 𝟎𝟎𝟏 : 𝙅𝙄𝙈𝙈𝙔 𝙁𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙊𝙉

welcome to our very first talk show, hellions. below are some tips to help ensure a happy and healthy flow for our writers. please be sure to take a look and reach out for any q's you may have. * remember, this is just fictional and purely ic. please do not take these items personal! * you may delete or ignore any asks you are not comfortable answering. no pressure. * you must send in order to receive, please make this a team activity!! * tag all asks with : hellwood.meme * last but not least, you MUST reblog on all muse accounts in order to participate. please utilize notes to view who has reblogged, i.e., who you can send asks to. UNDER THE CUT : you will find a series of ask memes that we have designed to follow the hollywood interview fashion as well as some juicy gossip driven ones, which we hope you will give a whirl. this will only help feed our hacker so that we can continue to develop ic drama within the group !!

INDUSTRY / WORK RELATED

what project(s) are you currently working on?

what are you most looking forward to this year? any highlights in 2024?

any upcoming films, music or other projects that you can dish on?

where are you based out of? do you see yourself relocating?

have you taken a recent hiatus, if so, when do you plan to return?

did you attend the met gala or cannes? if not, why?

how would you describe your fashion?

if you're a musician, what was the inspiration behind your most recent music?

are there any new albums you've had on repeat?

"OFF LIMITS" / PERSONAL

when was your last relationship? are you moved on?

how do you deal with break ups?

would you reunite with your ex? why or why not?

who is your celebrity crush?

are you beefing with anyone in the industry right now?

have you ever lied to your fans?

do you regret being famous?

what is your biggest regret to this day?

what is the most embarrassing scandal of your career?

FMK (fuck, marry, kill) : include three names.

HCK (hug, cuddle, kiss) : include three names.

would you rather: include two topics.

smash or pass: include a name.