biblically accurate alastor dude i’m so scarred rn
Listen… nyen and nyon completely NAKED all oiled up literally completely bathed in oil… who do you think is going to win the twerk off 😝🤯
You internet using humans make me disappointed in your kind when you say this kind of stuff. I did not go onto the interwebs to receive these kinds of messages. I think Nyon would win, he has nice legs which means better support ♡
Art by • Frank Frazetta
I love learning about woman's history it’s like oop you tried to hide her but her legacy remains 💅🏽
“I got a weird idea where Yellow Diamond has enough with the Crystal Gems and fights fire with fire as she sends Homeworld gems of the same type to fight them.”
@werewolfchaos
[neolithic hottie who's been easing back into the modern dating scene]: so when he said he was a pot caster i thought he was a good artisan with a reliable income. But turns out he just talks to himself all day mostly. People don't even come to listen and he doesn't know shit about ceramics. Sometimes one of his friends is there though.
[One eyed priest-king who's been frozen in the ice for 10 000 years next to a mammoth but is starting to thaw]: girl no wayyyyy. What is slip casting a pot btw. The use of that technique (not to be confused with slipware) purportedly only dates back to the Tang Era (618–917).
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Face transformation ♡