This Is So Doo-Ay!

When I was little I wanted to be Italian REALLT badly bc I loved the movie cars and specifically had a crush on this fucking THING

Which doesn’t speak English at all, all it’s line are in Italian and it’s name is GUIDO. And everyone knew I was obsessed with Italy in elementary school but they didn’t know why bc I, even as a young autistic child, had the sense to know this was a rightfully so, highly mockable thing. So I would read about cars on IMDB and then one day someone posted a crackfic on the message boards there and it was about this guy getting drunk and beating his wife, and it snapped me out of my fugue long enough to realize how absurd wanting to be Italian was, but then it made me cry really hard and my parents were like ‘hey what the fuck’ and I didn’t have the chutzpah to admit anything so I told them I saw a naked lady online and then they went into the computer and found all the weird south park midi songs I downloaded on lime wire and I thought they were literally going to kill me for about two weeks.

* HAVE WE SEEN THE ACTUAL REALITY OF A MONSTROUS CRIME, OR MERELY AN ILLUSION, THE PRODUCT OF A TORTURED BRAIN?

hey all, jus remembered i had a tumblr account. looking back on some shit, yeah the stuff i posted and my account as a whole was quite cringey, so i have rebranded. prolly won’t be usin this for much, just an update on things.

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this site is awesome i can say FAGGOT!!!!

saving this twitter thread here bc there's no way this site is lasting to the end of the year and this needs to be preserved

[op is @jungle-golf here and this was reposted with permission! thank you autumn for this gift of a thread <3]

more pride flags but colourpicked from the yakuza0 box art (first part by @pankusfinger )

(flags in order left to right: aromantic, asexual, gay(mlm), nonbinary, genderfluid)

[nov 2021] idk how to make outfits lol