Just In Advance

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

LET'S FUCKING GO

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Uni.

You there, tumblrina, what day is it?

Almost on to the painting stage. When I was sanding down the air-dry clay earlier I think I inhaled too mucb dust because I can't stop coughing

so you know when you wake up super early and come up with a really good idea but never act on it?

my 5am thought was to make Meliodas' dragon handle-sword-thing because I just started watching 7 Deadly Sins

I'm gonna do it

Reblog to send care packages to our troops on the front lines (ao3 volunteers) in their fight against this eminent threat (DDoS attacker).

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

Ravel: *stabs ghastly*

Ghastly: ah fuck I can’t believe you’ve don’t this