Poor Monty Is Literally Like A Rabid Dog

oh this collar? no no it's not a sex thing, yeah it's not really for fashion either. yeah no it keeps my head attached. yeah my head? it's detached? yeah no it falls right off if i don't wear the collar, huge pain in the ass. the jingle bell is a sex thing though.

how are we doing fellas

would this be the ask in question by any chance?

Did you send an ask to someone a while back about what would happen if you weight trained your dick because it may or may not be in the hot section thing of r/tumblr

@justalittletomfoolery oh my FUCKING god

Reblog to have the most homoerotic year of your life 2024

Are you bored Choso? Need someone to cheer you up?

You know that Ada Limón poem where she’s like “i can’t help it i love the way men love”? my dad recently confessed to me that he became a shoemaker because they buried my grandma shoeless

oh…………………………………

can someone who's watched Eurovision before tell me what Moldova's entries have been like previously because this slaps so hard

you go you funky moldovan men

I couldn't agree more with this

I wish that a Murder Most Unladylike fandom existed…we need to make this happen. If you read the books rb and if you haven’t I STRONGLY advise you do.

I mean, it’s got everything it needs. Two super shippable female leads, super cool and cute characters, an interesting storyline and plot, A FUCKING MURDER MYSTERY EVERY BOOK, OVER 6 FUCKING BOOKS, an all-girls-school setting, etc. Everything.

And yet for some reason nobody cares about it. I feel like the only fan. Like please can we show some love for our 14-year-old 1930s british schoolgirl murder mystery investigators?

Plus there’s a canon dyslexic character who is HEAVILY autistic coded (Beanie). There is also a couple matter-of-fact background lesbian romances (the girls call them “pashes”) and a lot of queer coding with the main characters (Hazel and Daisy). One of the main characters (Hazel) is Asian from Hong Kong.

Is that not enough for Tumblr to fall in love with them? Please read the books because they’re amazing.

"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(

we jad these in primary school I loved them

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