When An Ur Guy

Taking someone's cigarette out of their mouth: Multiple meanings - used a lot in media to convey control, power play, very masculine, I'm your boss and this is mine now, get over it. Mildly flirty, look at me, all in your space and shit, seductive. You're not allowed to smoke, because I say so.

Putting the cigarette back in their mouth afterwards: Ground-breaking. Would be less erotic to just fuck honestly. Who does this?

Piers Morgan: haha snowflakes!

Also Piers: *gets offended by vegan sausage rolls*

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I just woke up to this too🫠

are you kidding me

did you let me die in your arms in the timeloop

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