Once Ep. 13 Comes Out, Prepare To Be S I C K Of Me.

This reminds me of a story a boy told us in RE last year.

He had a dog and a hamster and one day when he came downstairs the dog was standing in front of the hamster cage, barking, and the hamster was just lying there.

He called his mum downstairs and they both assumed the hamster had been scared to death and so his mum suggested that they cremate it in the log burner.

So they did just that and put the hamster in the log burner and then THEY HEARD SQUEALING AND SCREAMING BECAUSE THE HAMSTER WAS BURNING ALIVE IT WASN'T DEAD IT HAD JUST FAINTED

The thing is they couldn't rescue it and so they just had to listen to it burning

who wants to hear the worst story i’ve ever heard

Yonic dish found in NY

*multiplies you by 1*

Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred

the $200000 donation goal was reached in the sweepstakes, which unlocked 2 more prizes.

However

the skeleton snow globe is still blurred.

If you look in the official rules bit, it says "Jack and Sally snowglobe with custom personalisation"

I wouldn't put it past toby to get a nightmare before christmas snowglobe, and then just stick Sans' head on Jack

her penis/cock/johnson/member is a wiimote she hasnt properly strapped to her arm. and sister. my ass is a flat screen tv

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

Babygirl your boobs look ENORMOUS in this shot

What's your jacking off technique

Taking someone's cigarette out of their mouth: Multiple meanings - used a lot in media to convey control, power play, very masculine, I'm your boss and this is mine now, get over it. Mildly flirty, look at me, all in your space and shit, seductive. You're not allowed to smoke, because I say so.

Putting the cigarette back in their mouth afterwards: Ground-breaking. Would be less erotic to just fuck honestly. Who does this?