Package Out Of Nowhere

Hey I saw you from across the bar but my girlfriend didn't. Are you some manner of spirit

reblog this and put the year you were born and the first social media you had an account on in the tags

Besties, we have this new sick moves to learn.

Wasps on my hair.

The dolphin ballerina.

The sassy kangaroo (her signature move)

Searching for my contacts.

Let me hold your anaconda.

The neck stretcher.

And my personal favorite... Killing my migraine with the floor.

Literally, performing art.

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I know what I'm going to be doing instead of school work

The sign of high quality is the fact the book was banned by the government. Trash literature NEVER EVER had any troubles with the law.

May your next period be light and end quickly

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. yuor arms off

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

all i really want is for val and skul to be investigating some kind of science lab and they hear someone coming so skul just. strips fully naked and stands really still like a skeleton in a science classroom

I put @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses on the group chat and this was the first response.