if you need us the missus and me will be in the other room having a duel with old flintlock pistols missing each other with every shot not only because we love each other but also because we both are dog shit at this
No release date has been given as of yet.
I don't know why this keeps happening but I keep meeting toxic heterosexual couples who experiment with polyamory and are heavily into funko pops, board games, Disney princesses and Burlesque stripping and the man is always a withdrawn bearded dude and the woman is always a passive aggressive control freak with an Etsy shop that sells lawn gnomes styled after Dr Who characters and they don't really even seem to like each other but they're always exactly the same. this has happened four times
people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??
ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.
de una forma una mini pimer es como una cinturonga …
tumblr needs a hug button. sometimes you wanna just give a mutual a hug
rawing people on couches is so hard yet most of my ideas involve that
soggy failgirl sect leader
while i was looking for the reference pic i found out someone already did this for shang qinghua lmao
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I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died
I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr
THERE IS A PREQUEL, Y’ALL
original tweet
got the template from @oshikasa
any advice for intermediate artists?
draw honkers
Uni.
this year I will become a powerful lesbian
Made an autism creature for us autistics that have resting bitch faces or a tone of voice that sounds grumpy and other people often assume you’re mad. I call it the “Im Fine” creature
matching icons for you and your bf who likes to beat the shit out of your cousin with you (romantic)
Qi Rong being so beautiful in the donghua is really throwing me off because he's rude and annoying and a total menace but he's also Xie Lian's cousin and looks like him, therefore also beautiful, and the donghua team making him THAT pretty is really distracting me from the gremlin that he is
thinking about the shi wudu-he xuan-shi qingxuan conflict in TGCF and realizing their characters are just nie huaisang split into three. a nhs deluxe edition if you will
her penis/cock/johnson/member is a wiimote she hasnt properly strapped to her arm. and sister. my ass is a flat screen tv