Taako’s Good Out Here.

I MISS MIIVERSE :( children are super funny

hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year

i keep getting fines for “excessive water consumption” it’s not my fault that the basement prison cells all need their own toilets and showers. and like the prisoners are not pulling their weight AT ALL. all they do is sleep and be scared of the rats all day instead of painting with the easels i provided so the fines are really putting a financial strain on the household. if i didn’t need them for their plasma i would have killed them all already because this is nottt as financially lucrative as i thought it would be

The fact that Julius Caesar burst into tears after reading about Alexander the Great because they were the same age but he could never live up to Alexander is one of the greatest things I’ve learnt as a classics student

is tesco feeling ok 

Slightly ominous answers to “are you a boy or a girl?”

-I’m everything you ever feared.

-If only it were that simple.

-You don’t want to know.

-I used to be.

-I honestly don’t know anymore.

-Not since the accident.

-If I were, you’d know.

-The doctors couldn’t make me choose, and neither can you.

-If you say so.

when yr adhd does the intense Anger thing n u gotta remind yr brain that u dont wanna throw yr phone full force at a wall

i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

I would like to thank not only my brain but god for bestowing this upon me

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(C.B)(7.25.19)