I'm Curious--how Do You Guys Go About Creating Your OCs?

i keep getting fines for “excessive water consumption” it’s not my fault that the basement prison cells all need their own toilets and showers. and like the prisoners are not pulling their weight AT ALL. all they do is sleep and be scared of the rats all day instead of painting with the easels i provided so the fines are really putting a financial strain on the household. if i didn’t need them for their plasma i would have killed them all already because this is nottt as financially lucrative as i thought it would be

Today I saw a leaf that looked like a frog and I was like haha nice and then it hopped because it WAS a frog and I started crying bc life is really full of everyday miracles including but not limited to experiencing frogs

this repressed memory slapped me in the face a couple of days ago

transcription/translation: 

[”je suis allé” (I went) being written on a board by a child] 

[another child pops into frame only to say, “faut ajouter un autre ‘e’ parce que t’es une fille” (you need to add another “e” because you’re a girl)]

[the first child looks mildly scandalized and says, “j’dois faire quoi ?” (I have to do what?)] 

[the child looks increasingly scandalized, stares directly into your soul, and says, “j’dois reconnaître mon sexe ? à cet âge ??” (I have to confront my gender? at this age??)] 

will olaf and minions ever end. will i be forced to live the rest of my life occasionally seeing olaf and minions

tbh the best way that i explain to other people what it feels like to live with an anxiety disorder is the one time when i had to get a fingerprint and background check done for a job and i, someone who has never received so much as a speeding ticket my whole life, spent thirty minutes panicking that i would fail because i might secretly be a criminal and have no idea 

Concept: Gender reveal parties for non binary/agender/fluid/secretive people where instead of the honoree revealing their gender, the guests all bring a gender suggestion. Like “cowboy”, “abandoned Blockbuster” or “Victorian child ghost” and then the person picks a winner.

the lyrics to paper boats is actually about me and just the game itself

Trans people don’t have to change their name if they like it.