A Classic | He Was Fuckin It Up 😂

important reminder: frogs are good

thank you for your time

Neil Hilborn, “For Henry, Who Has Just Died”, The Future

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Concept: Gender reveal parties for non binary/agender/fluid/secretive people where instead of the honoree revealing their gender, the guests all bring a gender suggestion. Like “cowboy”, “abandoned Blockbuster” or “Victorian child ghost” and then the person picks a winner.

I’m ready to Marie Kondo this fucking body. This spine does not bring me joy

"Thanks to me, the citizens of Barovia now have pancakes!"

-our dragonborn paladin, after saving our asses multiple times through the power of high charisma checks and pancakes.

Okay so this Friday is Friday the 13th, a full moon AND the 50th anniversary of Scooby Doo.

I’m going to go harder than I’ve ever gone before. It is my time.

jane prentiss and her worms outside of martin's house looking through his window and watching him sob into a can of peaches as he has a panic attack on the floor:

usa? you know that’s not real