Cursed Boy

‪That’s how babies are made ‬

why are literally 90% of the people i know absolute idiots. they are buffoons. fools. they need constant surveillance or else they'll just forget that they need to breathe. i did not ask for this.

i am included in this 90% of people. i am a dumbass.

My little army

Concept: sealed ancient evil unleashed after a thousand years of deathless slumber, except it turns out that its evil was defined entirely in terms of defiance of divinely ordained social hierarchies, and in the meantime the society of the land it once plagued has transitioned from a divine-right monarchy to a parliamentary democracy, so now it’s just having an existential crisis like “what do you mean blasphemy isn’t a crime anymore?”

discourse in other fandoms: lgbtphobia or racism, ships, etc

discourse in stardew valley fandom: if you can fish without mods fuck you

i see the spine of the world. sparkle and spine, like the inside. i see the spine of the world. i know it’s mine, twisted and tied.

Bro imagine being goddamn Martin Blyndeff, i could never.

Also Percy swears, but she's the law so it's fine.

Isolation on autopilot?

Oh damn, this is super interesting. Relatable, too. From the Coping book:

the other day i had a fortune cookie and there was simply no fortune in it and i felt that