When Ppl Act Like Leaving Gifts For Fairies Is To Get The Fairies’ Attention So They’ll Be Kind To

It appears that just like Gritty...

… the Untitled Goose is now a leftist icon:

(graphic taken from https://twitter.com/IGN/status/1175492642773200897)

In celebration of our apparently new SJW ally, I give you some handy graphics:

Once in middle school my friend Olivia had her phone taken away during lunch, and because she had a bad reputation she couldn’t just go to the office and get her phone back from the principal after lunch. I ended up walking in and asking for her phone back and when the principal asked what my name was, I said “Olivia” because I wasn’t sure if she had her name anywhere on her phone or anything (this was the mid 2000s and at the time it was popular to have a flip phone with a front screen so you could put your name on it)

After I get Olivia’s phone back, my friend and I go to the bathroom because we’re going to skip the last couple classes of the day because we’re awful goblin children. We’re chilling in the bathroom when the gym teacher comes in and sees a skipping class. She proceeds to essentially drag us by the ear to the principal’s office to report us and get a signed up for detention. The principle refers to me as Olivia multiple times during this process. My name is not Olivia. At this point I’m just praying that no one points out the fact that my name is not Olivia and then I can just get my detention to be on my way.

My name discrepancy surprisingly never gets brought up. I couldn’t even imagine the shit that I would be in if they had pointed out that my name was not Olivia.

When I moved on to the high school, the principal came with us and became the vice principal of the high school. he was a friendly guy and would greet students in the hallway every morning. He referred me as Olivia every single time I saw him until graduation when my name was announced, and that it was not in fact Olivia, and as he was helping me down from the stage after getting my diploma I could see the realization on his face that I had basically made him think that my name is Olivia for over five years.

Dragon Age comic covers by Sachin Teng

I MISS MIIVERSE :( children are super funny

my favorite motifs are grief, rage, and burdens

So I’m in a musical for theater camp and I’m the main character. The dude playing my love interest and I are both gay, which makes it hilariously awkward in rehearsal. Yesterday he made me so angry because we were practicing the fake kiss our characters do, and when he brought me in he whispered “Perform heterosexuality, I must” in a perfect Yoda voice and made me laugh so hard I tripped and fell off the stage.

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We all have that one class that triggers our fight or flight response

#what i really like about Helga are her proportions 

#she’s thin but muscular and has some curves

#but she’s also tall which is unusual for an animated woman 

#and her eyes don’t take up half her face 

#and she has broad shoulders which i like

Thank you, creators of Atlantis.