All I'm Asking Is Just Once Let Someone In The Movies Keep A Bad Haircut.

What's our party like?

Have a great day today.

So I’m in a musical for theater camp and I’m the main character. The dude playing my love interest and I are both gay, which makes it hilariously awkward in rehearsal. Yesterday he made me so angry because we were practicing the fake kiss our characters do, and when he brought me in he whispered “Perform heterosexuality, I must” in a perfect Yoda voice and made me laugh so hard I tripped and fell off the stage.

alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.

People think nonbinary presentation is like a sliding scale from slightly fem-leaning androgyny to slightly masc-leaning androgyny, but actually it's more of a sliding scale from classy glamorous motherfucker who makes everyone question their sexuality to weird funky bog gremlin who's registered as a local cryptid, and I think that's very iconic of us

Nicknaming your Pokemon in a nutshell.

some sort of love poem

giovanni is so stupid i love him

reading camerata bs on the ovc like

hmmm. hmm. i think today is a day to wrap myself in a large blanket and lie very still