Paper-nightlight - 💫

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

Hey, @the-rain-on-your-dandelions, has anyone told you that you’re a genius? That’s an incredible system. I wish I had a friend group that could function for!

Jon: I know what a meme is.

Georgie: Well then, prove it.

Jon: If there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what?

Georgie:

Georgie:

Georgie: Jonathan Sims are you actually compelling me to answer this question right now

Jon: I’m so sorry I don’t know how to turn it off

bear and bird are friends

this is the only context i’ll allow country music bc this video is possibly the gayest and most romantic one i’ve seen in my eighteen years on this earth

that good good feel when your brain is all staticy and refusing to work with you

bjorng

tumblr: on languages

so here’s the problem. I once yelled because I saw a centipede and my boyfriend commentated “a friend!” and when I said “no!” he added “and maybe....... a lover..” the problem is. now this has become standard procedure for referring to centipedes. so now I get messages like: