I Broke A Can Opener And That's How My Day Has Been

Me *leaves a pile of assorted jorts in the woods*: for the werewolves

i was trying to compress this gif to make it a discord emoji but. this happened

i love the idea of drawing elves as these ethereal, inhuman figures sure but at the same time making them look like Just a Dude, Just some Guy, a random person with strange ears? amazing. 

This image has a powerful aura

au where everything is the same but the magnus archives episodes are titled like famous youtuber vlogs so at the beginning of every episode jonny has to dramatically & ominously say shit like WOMAN MADE OF WORMS TRAPPED ME IN MY FLAT FOR TWO WEEKS! Story time! and I DONT REALLY EXIST *NOT CLICKBAIT* and Q&A: FILMING A GHOST SHOW AND WATCHING YOUR SOUND TECH GET BEAT UP BY AN ACTUAL GHOST

Dungeons and Dragons, but your character must be a self insert, and class is determined by your current abilities Barbarian Must have a demonstrable temper, go off I guess  Bard Must be able to play an instrument Cleric Must be involved in a religious organization Druid Must have demonstrable knowledge of, or passion for nature  Fighter Must beat the DM in physical combat (hope your DM’s a wimp)  Monk Must practice a martial art  Paladin Must have a cause that one actively supports  Ranger Must be able to fire a kind of ranged weapon accurately  Rogue Must sneak up on the DM (Hard mode: steal their dice)  Sorcerer Must have a powerful family heirloom  Warlock Must work for a powerful entity (Corporations, The Government)  Wizard Must have a College Degree or a 3.0 GPA  If you can’t be any of these you start as a commoner, and may become one of these classes when you finally satisfy these conditions.

Jonah Magnus around the 1810s and 1840s because who doesn’t love a 19th century bitch

What is a DM? A miserable little pile of bad accents

i miss her (ttrpg character i barely got to play)