Bro These Days I’m Ready To Go To Bed At Like 7 Pm

i’m going to oxford to get my master’s in theoretical physics to fulfill my lifelong dream of one day understanding a rick and morty joke wish me luck

so my roomates girlfriend just caught me in the kitchen and its so hard to play it cool when you never see this person you only hear her yowling like a cat in heat while her asshole gets played with so me, trying to act as casual as i possibly could, forgot i was holding an onion and not a delightful apple and bit into it fully expecting a honeycrisp but instead got the equiv of biting solid piss 

Grand Teton National Park

Chanel Spring/Summer, 1995

“I’m beginning to feel totally cut off from the world.”

The Others (2001) dir. Alejandro Amenábar