Pizza, I Really Like You, But You've Become A Bad Habit. Time To Stop Being Lazy And Get Back To Making
Pizza, I really like you, but you've become a bad habit. Time to stop being lazy and get back to making the less deadly food I love. Which is kind of funny because I'm not a health nut. Though, I realized all the stuff I really like is basically a Mediterranean diet. Who knew? I noticed spaghetti isn't in those, though... -_- But, time to get these love handles to go away again. It's just too easy to get into bad eating habits. Just takes a little effort to get back into good habits, right? It's easy to notice the huge difference in energy when you start eating right. Might feel a little hungry in the beginning, but in the immortal words of Admiral Ackbar, "IT'S A TRAP!"
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parkeryourefired reblogged this · 9 years ago
The only thing you should be worried about is this question I'm about to ask you: Who wants a taco?
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