Y’all…..

born to marry him, forced to read fanfics about him

this quote is so funny to me because yeah no shit. why do you think we ship them babe????😭 why do you think we find their depth and complexity fascinating? why do you think we find the angst and the tension delicious? why do you think we want them covered in each other’s blood? why do you think we like rough and violent hate sex?

“maturing is realizing this is not the look of love” what’s next? maturing is realizing murders shown in horror movies are bad if applied to irl scenarios? maturing is realizing gore depicted in slasher films are not good if applied to irl scenarios?

maturing is realizing it’s fucking fiction and being able to separate that from reality 😭 you grow tf up and stop being chronically online please. or better yet, try watching nbc hannibal and figuring out why they call will and hannibal murder husbands.

maturing is knowing this is fiction and it’s hot.

“If tumblr shut down what other social media would u use” you are literally asking a fish what it would do if all the water in the world dried and it had to live on land

i feel like hannibal gets frequently annoyed at a lot of things. long lines? annoyed. traffic? annoyed. spam calls? annoyed. a crust on a plate that he just can’t seem to wash off? Furious. meanwhile Will is just kinda ok with everything. he could get his car totalled and lose his wallet in a mall on a saturday afternoon and b like Ok well at least i wasn’t stabbed shot and brainwashed again

oh my god how did i never think about this.

There are two characters from different series who are as similar as two drops of water: Dumbledore and Jack Crawford. Those two guys were like, "Oh, I'm going to destroy you because the world wanted it that way, not me, they did it," it's very ridiculous but that's how it happened. Dumbledore made STUDENTS go to the front lines of a war and turning their backs on those who needed it, the list is long, but understand it was "for the greater good", bullshit sincerely. And Jack, that guy destroyed two of his trainees/agents just because he OBSESSED with a killer, first Miriam and then Will, both of whom fell into the ripper's clutches. Hey, you're supposed to be the head of the FBI team, can you not lose your mind for a second and give the agents space? They have already fallen into the hands of the Ripper!

Original:

Hay dos personajes de distintas series que son tan similares como dos gotas de agua: Dumbledore y Jack Crawford. Esos dos tipos fueron como: "Oh, te voy a destruir porque el mundo así lo quiso, no yo, ellos lo hicieron", es muy ridículo pero así fue como paso. Dumbledore hizo que ESTUDIANTES fueran al frente de una guerra y dándoles la espalda a quienes lo necesitaban, la lista es larga, pero entiéndelo era "por el bien mayor", una mierda sinceramente. Y Jack, ese tipo destruyó a dos de sus aprendices/agentes solo porque se OBSESIONO con un asesino, primero Míriam y después Will, ambos cayeron en las garras del destripador. Oye se supone que eres jefe del equipo del FBI, ¿puedes no perder la cabeza por un segundo y darle espacio a los agentes? ¡Ya cayeron en las manos del destripador!

"when are you ever gonna shut up about hannibal trending on tumblr?"

me: "never. i'll celebrate this every single time"

Birthday Sirius ✨️

An Interlude with Suga and Halsey in LA

Suga had another special guest at his last show in LA last night. Halsey came to sing Interlude with him.

Loving the lighting!

Love this friendship!

In fact, as Jimin said on the Jimmy Fallon Show, Halsey has a special place in all of BTS members' hearts.

Post Date: 15/05/2023

HAPPIEST BIRTHDAY OUR SUNSHINE! WE LOVE YOU, HOBI 🎂

jungkook my fav beutiful butch lesbian i miss you💔

[441/547] — until we meet again, jungkook ♡