Guys I Really Hope I Can Still Get A Job After This Crazy Digi Footprint...

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

endless cycle

me, going to the kitchen to get a snack after not leaving my room for 24 hours

Taking anti-depressant pills?? Seeing a therapist??? Journaling???? No need babe, my fav writer just dropped another x reader fic.

Ghost who gauges how his day will go by the three C’s: Cunt, Cum, and the morning Cigarette. And in that order. His morning isn’t complete without his tongue buried deep in you, your bloody everything flooding his senses, and him licking away the remnants of your orgasm from his bottom lip before nursing his morning smoke.

Makes the rest of the day that much fuckin’ better if he can get all three, luv. And in that order.

cod × fem!reader ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹ ᡣ𐭩

The familiar sound of keys in the door alerted you to your husband’s return.

“My love?” he called, looking for you, boots making heavy footsteps as he made his way towards you and your child. His eyes soften once they land on you and your baby girl.

“How’s my princess?” he drawls, voice deep with exhaustion from work.

You look down at the child sitting in your lap, occupied with trying to fit a chubby foot into her mouth. A steady finger reaches underneath your chin, lifting it to meet his warm, intense gaze.

“I’m talking about this one.”