”I WASN’T SKIPPING CLASS I WAS JUST TAKING A SHIT!” I Scream As I Am Dragged Into The Padded Room

I went to kind of a sketchy high school

So when I was a kid, my parents split, and I ended up going with my mom to live in a different town so she could be closer to work. I was hoping to go to the same high school as my friends, but where we moved was an entirely different school district (and would've been too far to drive anyway), so I had to just settle for staying in touch online.

This new school though, I had no idea what tf was going on. The building was what I can only describe as "run down." The teachers were arguably more absent than the students, just completely checked out and totally surrendered to the chaos that the students created on a near daily basis.

As for the students, I for the life of me could not understand what they were saying. I don't know if it was their accent but I just could not parse it at all -- all I could do was stare in confusion when they tried to talk to me. Sometimes I'd think they asked me a question and nod, much to their chagrin.

So anyway, this one time I realized that I forgot my pencil and eraser in their case at home. Not that I usually needed it at that place, but I liked to be thorough and prepared. I went up to this one kid who looked relatively friendly and tapped him on the shoulder, wanting to ask him if he had a spare writing utensil I could borrow. And he turns around.

And

No kidding

He has a gun.

This kid has a gun. It's not even a little derringer or a pistol or anything, it's pretty BIG. But that's not even the strangest thing he's holding

I look at his other hand and he's got 2 microphones. He tosses one to me and I catch it, scared out of my mind. Then he raises his microphone to his face and goes:

"BA WA WA WA WA WA"

and looks at me expectantly.

I stare back, stunned in primal fear.

He repeats, once again going:

"BA WA WA WA WA WA"

Into the mic he's holding and looks at me. So, taking a guessing at what he wants me to do, I force my trembling hands to raise the mic he tossed me to my face and say back into it:

"b-ba wa wa w-wa wa wa"

I fucking hated that school, dude.

She grim on my born 'til I viggo

Jesus Christ I'm back

Shameless promotion of my ongoing Xingyun fic. The summary is shit but I haven't gotten around to editing it yet.

for such a universally loved ship among genshin players there is a criminal lack of angsty xingqiu content

or- in general, a criminal lack of just xingqiu content

and i get it, he’s a happy character; very outgoing and chivalrous and playful and what are those characteristics if not in regard to someone else?

but he’s also extremely reserved about his family life, a bookworm, a novelist, and overall someone who works himself into passing out in order to not let people down

and not only did this boy revive a dead swords style completely on his own, he’s also an extremely hardworker in general

and no one in-game or outside of this game seems to acknowledge that, no one even ask if he’s ok most of the time. Even during the Iradori Festival when he was randomly falling asleep. It’s always:

“Are you able to do this?” or “Will you be able to finish in time?”

Xingqiu is always the one caring for others, bending himself backwards to make them happy and yet no one ever steps forward to do the same

And yes, he’s a prankster; but he never does anything genuinely harmful or irreversible

what im getting at is; Xingqiu desperately needs to be held and told he’s doing a good job

edit: this could also feed into why Xingqiu doesn’t tell his friends that he’s Zhenyu bc his friends pay attention to Zhenyu

And if they know that Zhenyu is also Xingqiu then there’s that massive possibility that they’ll just gloss over his alter ego as well

Venti seems to sense her confusion and near hysteria. “They… tend to run off and do their own thing every now and then… I try not to question what chaos they cause for the sake of my sanity.” He smiles !  Like there’s nothing to worry about! What kind of mayhem are these kids causing?!  They're kids! How can they even protect themselves?!   “Don’t worry Lumine, we’re very capable!” Sage nods with pride. Lumine looks at the boy and tries to smile and nod along, but she’s fairly sure her smile looked even more stressed than the bags under her eyes.  “And Venti made us promise to send him a pigeon if we were in danger.” Nora reassures, much to Lumine's confusion, A pigeon?! You're going to send a pigeon if you're in danger?! What good is a stupid bird going to do!? Are these people crazy?!   Everyone else – unaware of Lumine's mental breakdown— continues to banter, “And if you guys don’t, you're grounded.” Venti glares. 

Go read Windwheel Aster by @imari4444 its so good I love it so much :D :D :D

“Why does Batman need to be a billionaire?”

“He has to fund the Justice League. They often have a space program.”

“But couldn’t he do more good if he just invested-”

“The Earth is routinely invaded by aliens, gods, and the forces of an extraterrestrial god of tyranny.”

BSD: SUNRISE NAVIGATION POST

OK, I DID A LITTLE LINEUP OF THE ADA! It took so much time, and it’s just a sketch of my ideas for how they would look in this AU. But yeah! I think it looks quite good, although there are some outfits I’m not fully happy with. I still think it’s acceptable. Since it’s mostly a sketch, it does look quite rough, but it’s fine.

Shadow milk's va KNEW EXACTLY what he was doing calling pv "silly vanilly my pookie bear" and then placing him in f.

They are all sorted by mint date. The oldest is from 1944, the newest is from 2023!