Idk If I Should Have Cooked

i am actually on my hands and knees BEGGING for cubfan135 to be in the life series this time around. i know that he's not been in it before but please. PLEASE. for me

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

we're so back

Um

octopus 2022 wrapped

this year you disguised yourself as:

coral 10023 times

ocean floor 8064 times

coconut shell 244 times

various fish 196 times

scuba divers long lost wife 12 times

ever since I was a young lad I knew I wanted to be a middle-aged man with an undone tie around his neck who’s having a crisis so he goes to the bathroom to splash water on his face only to look up at himself in the mirror and wonder at the stranger looking back

Hyperfixation so bad people think of me when they see it

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

When you transition people tell you “it’s like watching someone die”. Like yeah a fucking loser died. Just the absolute lamest dude you ever met. A real dogshit guy just bought it. So sorry your absolute failure of a man is gone and has been replaced by a hot chick, must be hard for you 🙄