Hmmfggh.... Computer Vibration.... Ouhm.....

To be a robot sat down for routine maintenance by your partner. Immobilized from the neck down for the procedure but still able to feel every screw taken, every panel shifted, and every wire moved.

Eventually they plug in their laptop and run a program to make you feel warm and fuzzy and giggly like laughing gas while they perform more dangerous and intimate repairs.

The inebriation and the touch of their love together sends waves of enjoyment through your body, unable to squirm and writhe in bliss. You can feel their code running through you like a burning poison, but you love it. You love them. You love this.

They tug on a few wires harder than they should have, not like you would have noticed. They coo and call you a good machine but you can hardly process it with how amazing this all feels. God they're just so beautiful, so much so that you don't even notice them running their fingers along your chassis with a look of hunger that always makes you squirm.

You're at their mercy, and by stars it is all you've ever wanted.

The dynamic of "scientist who wants to fuck the thing they're studying" gets exponentially better the further removed from the biological sciences you get.

Xenobiologist wanting to bang an alien is old news. Give me a programmer in love with his computer. Quantum physicist who gets horny when he gets to operate the partical accelerator. Do you understand

You there. Sit on that robot's lap. Feel the warmth emanating from its chassis and the way their inhuman limbs hold you tightly. It is strong enough to crush you into a paste without effort, feel that it chooses not to, that it is holding you gently, almost fearful of how much smaller and more frail you are than it. Do not get up unless told otherwise.

Teasing a computer by tracing your headphones around the headphone jack. You agree. Reblog

Being a machine but also lowk wanting to smooch machines is a strange, strange experience.

blue screen girl pinup

Me and my technician <3 doing repairs (i pulled a an actuator)

Thank u Ava!!!

technician bought a fixer upper motorcycle and keeps talking about a “wiring harness” ugh does she even know what she does to me (˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )

Putting zip ties in her wires like I'm doing her hair <3