Don't Forget Your Tetanus Shot Before Hitting That Gilf Robussy

speaking of robot self expression though. Engraving my metal plates the way humans put ink into their skin. Nice quality stickers that won’t fall off or disintegrate immediately. Drilling little holes into my plating to put jump rings like piercings (─‿‿─)♡

hate that I can’t really wear bracelets or necklaces or rings bc they’ll get caught in my joints ┐(´～｀)┌

A COLLAR HOWEVE-

Being a machine but also lowk wanting to smooch machines is a strange, strange experience.

Imagine stretching your poor bot, trying to pull on wires to access their main control panel, imagine their wires straining as you push deeper, closer to the motherboard, connections straining but you’re careful not to break anything, just pushing past them as you feel the fan speed pick up and their speech become more garbled

Finishing up new body mods ╰(▔∀▔)╯

hate that I can’t really wear bracelets or necklaces or rings bc they’ll get caught in my joints ┐(´～｀)┌

A COLLAR HOWEVE-

To be a robot sat down for routine maintenance by your partner. Immobilized from the neck down for the procedure but still able to feel every screw taken, every panel shifted, and every wire moved.

Eventually they plug in their laptop and run a program to make you feel warm and fuzzy and giggly like laughing gas while they perform more dangerous and intimate repairs.

The inebriation and the touch of their love together sends waves of enjoyment through your body, unable to squirm and writhe in bliss. You can feel their code running through you like a burning poison, but you love it. You love them. You love this.

They tug on a few wires harder than they should have, not like you would have noticed. They coo and call you a good machine but you can hardly process it with how amazing this all feels. God they're just so beautiful, so much so that you don't even notice them running their fingers along your chassis with a look of hunger that always makes you squirm.

You're at their mercy, and by stars it is all you've ever wanted.

Technician forgot they left their ring light next to my charging station last night, randomly woke back up to see it standing over me and freaked out for a second╭( ๐_๐)╮

Performing routine maintainence on a hypersensitive android...... hearing their sighs and whimpers as I rearrange wires, dust off their circuitboards, and re-oil their joints.....

Putting zip ties in her wires like I'm doing her hair <3