Once More For Those In The Back.

You need.. you need to unmute…

Let's play a game.

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE

sheep... 🥀

carrd / patreon

i’m gay but i’m always gonna choose the well developed straight ship over the 2 bland and incompatible white dudes that have 500,000 fanfics written about them. you guys just hate women.

this is an artistic rendition of my irrational fear of a head that attacks only under the cover of the very loud toilet flush in the scary top floor bathroom at the hospital and how i exited the bathroom when i decided to flush and run as opposed to my normal method of flushing and putting my back to a wall

Sometimes I just feel like a cat trying to catch the red dot

vampire who’s married to an archaeologist voice: my love, stop trying to carbon date me