Шутка про Френель для художки.

"preheat"? dude i dont even HEAT my oven. thats right. im cooking my shit coldstyle. im stretching the definition of "cooking" far beyond its ultimate tensile strength. my chicken breasts are the most gorgeous pink color you've ever seen. they look like rosebuds on the very cusp of blooming. they look like the dawn when you're in love. hospital.

I hope my death will be extremely painful, so it would hurt less in hell.

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Being a non english tf fan is so funny, cus wtf you mean bulkhead is a word and not a made up name.

WHY DID APPLE ID USED A RANDOM EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOT MINE.

IDONT WANNA DEAL WITH IT, I JUST WANT MY VPN TO WORK.

The absolute chaos of any 80s cartoons is hilarious

they just did anything in the 80s

I truly am 🍳🍴🍚👩‍🍳

Fucking god, how do I do tests about my native language worse than tests about english.

I speak russian from my birth, how did I get 3/20 on a test made out of 2 types of same questions.

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

This is the worst April fools day ever.

I wore my silliest tie, but all I got was enormous amounts of stress and bad news.

A fortnight hath passed and I hath written nothing

How do I not forget about posting a race reference

I have a few already made for like a year or so