I Cant Stop Giggling Every Time I Read Color Chips' Russian Translation.

I find it so funny, in light of TikTok’s imminent American demise, that even now they aren’t considering moving to tumblr. The last two social media refugee crises (Twitter -> X and whatever happened with Reddit) prompted a wave of wide-eyed new baffled tumblr users to flood this app and yet last I heard all of the tiktokers are flooding en-masse a Chinese social media app. That is entirely in Mandarin. Instead of moving to tumblr.

Happy condescending online man day everyone 🎉🎉🎉

condescending online man day

It’s time to play the game of all time: house making strange noises or my cat having a stuffy nose

Cybertronian Units of Time: a Guide

…concocted by me, via:

Canon Definitions

Most Common Terms Used in Fandom (that I have seen)

Most Common Interpretations of Aforementioned Terms

Math That Makes Those Terms Make Sense Together

Filling in the Blanks With What Sounded Good (to me)

So essentially I began with Cybertronian units with explicit definitions in canon that are also widely used in fandom (ie. Vorn = 83 years, Joor = 6 hours, Groon = 1 hour). I then worked my way out from those and tried to keep to rough factors of 6/8/10.

Some terms that did have explicit canon definitions had to be slightly skewed from their value (ie. Breem: 8 → 6 minutes, Klik: 8 → 6 seconds) if their definition contradicted another definition that made more sense/fit better. 

At any rate, obviously no one is obligated to use this standard, but canon Transformers content has been unfortunately… awful at establishing any universal units of time, their relationship to each other, or their equivalents to human units of time.

So this occasionally makes fanfiction an absolute nightmare for people like me with a crap memory who don’t want to constantly have to scroll through a thousand pages of the wiki to remind themselves what the hell a groon is.

So, naturally, I simply spent far too long whipping up this at-a-glance guide to keep track of it & on the off chance that the fandom might adopt it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

(PLEASE REBLOG THIS IF YOU LIKE IT SO THAT MORE FANS CAN SEE IT!)

“there is no furniture in his house/apartment” is objectively the funniest headcanon you can assign to a fictional character

Transformers hyperfixation is giving me a dire need in making a ful ass transformer helmet.

God, why is it always masks

i want to continue to watch Transformers Animated but its just SO damn difficult to like.... actually force myself to watch it 😭😭😭 watched some episodes several months ago, dropped it and since then it cant leave my mind because everyone talks about how good it is and it feels like im missing out on something

I tried something new! (yippee) The Poem format is from @two-bees-poetry!

Why my “your tags” page is filled with Saiki Kusuo