I Hate The “open Floor Plan” That Everyone Is Obsessed With In Houses Now. I Want Nooks And Crannies

I'm a fan of games that I've never played

@tashacee

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@cynautica

@r-yuba

@phantasmalbeans

(screw it what's a fun fact about yourself also @ people I'll go first I'm allergic to myself

@escapetheslaughter

@ugly-astral-taurus

@bees-official

@gremlininthedark

@bloodmoon-da-idiot

@multifandomcutie13 )

when in doubt about whether or not to make a thing, do it for your 3 hardcore fans.

something i keep experiencing

You guys want to play a game? REBLOG and put in the tags why you follow this person

can u draw the jetlings descending upon a meal of some form like a bunch of hungry rats

Omnomnomnom

nonono

Which one is the lab experiment boyfriend

Sorry guys I relapsed

How will it be?

"... , a new rock band formed in Inkopolis' suburbs by various poisonous sea creatures. Recently they picked up a new mysterious member and their popularity rose up. They make melancholic music without any musical education.

Tsuretsu - sea urchin with sharp tongue. Plays drums with his spikes, a new trend that arose within the spiky community. Rumors say that a year gap between recent albums was because of his alcoholism. His catchy voice will be as hard to get out of your head as getting his spikes from your skin.

Ayunna - read lionfish with a talent for guitar. She used to live in the chaos city, Splastvile. Her charming rhymes will leave you as breathless as her poison. The most beautiful of the band.

Connie - a shy cone snail from the southern region. They don't talk much and their vocals are never heard in any song, but their synth carries melodies from their homeland. No one knows how their face looks like. Their kiss would kill instantly.

Mizu - an inkling with a past unknown to us. She recently joined to the band and it improved significantly since that. We don't know about them much but looks like they either have a skin disease or they are somehow related to a recently returned DJ, Deadfish."

A piece from an article about indie bands in Inkadia.

He's just having a walk, its okay.

Wind, don't go there, please.

WIND GET OUT OF THE BALL

GET OUT

Hey guys, I gotta go to my freinds can yall watch him for a sec?

Edit him in random places he shouldn't be guys it would be funny

Bigger version under cut

ranking the best things I have had heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

"Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

(spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

[okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: ""[xxx], "Please remember that the patient is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

[another procedure where the patient couldn't be anaesthetised] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*