May I Have A Door Door, Please

I truly am 🍳🍴🍚👩‍🍳

Fucking god, how do I do tests about my native language worse than tests about english.

I speak russian from my birth, how did I get 3/20 on a test made out of 2 types of same questions.

My eyes hurt when I see how etcetera is written

linked universe but the chain gets teleported into parkour civilisation & meet evbo and have to chose between doing a one block jump for the chicken or a one block vertical jump for the beef

Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:

- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain

- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck

- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap

- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill

- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard

- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style

Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.

Here, have a stupid screenshot from my 'differences between cybertronians and cardbots' note.

Fav transformer?

Its definitely either Soundwave, Shockwave or Starscream from tfp.

I really like how Soundwave looks and Echo Garden made me love him even more. His hands are flat, he cant even bend them in a normal way. He has a screen for a face and can just show emojis instead of saying something. He has digitigrade legs with a pointy tip. He doesn't want to talk like a normal person and would rather clip different audios of people he heard. He is like a bug, love him for that.

Ngl I like Shockwave for his boob-chest-thing. And he is immoral. And probably committed all of the existing warcrimes multiple times each. And his optic looks like a soviet lamp. And he has pointy bug-like things on his head. His speech is also very interesting. Love his gun arm and altmode. My second favorite war criminal.

My first favorite war criminal, Starscream. He stole half of the show's budget just for his face mimics. He's funny (also fucked up). When I was watching tf prime I was like "Woohoo, get wrecked, looser!", but then he started appearing on my dash. And then I found a fic where he wasn't an asshole and got interested. And then he became one of my favorites. He has coolest looking high heels on Cybertron and can do sick aerial tricks. And he also can be a nice person (from time to time). He gets beaten for trying to overthrow Megatron and also for simply being here. I love how people write his redemption fics, where he changes and gets healthier. Also he looks so fucking hot in tf one but we won't talk about that

A brief refresh from my AU so I draw Soundwave being an old dad (love him sm)

Based on this

Im bringing my card holding Homunculus to the family gathering.

Wish me luck in trying to convince someone to play my board game.

For the people that saw this one TikTok, HIIIII WELCOME

Special version bc I decided to change the ending a bit, nothing special, but anything is a treat in this fandom (we’re starving).

How long is okay to refer to someone you dont know as they/them but in a neutral kinda way when you dont know their pronouns???