How Do I Not Forget About Posting A Race Reference

"preheat"? dude i dont even HEAT my oven. thats right. im cooking my shit coldstyle. im stretching the definition of "cooking" far beyond its ultimate tensile strength. my chicken breasts are the most gorgeous pink color you've ever seen. they look like rosebuds on the very cusp of blooming. they look like the dawn when you're in love. hospital.

i keep having flashes of coherent thoughts. but only flashes. and only just.

Me : I know english very good, I got good grades in it and write without mistakes (at least I keep them at minimum)

The big ass list of all my grammar mistakes under 1 chapter:

Parkour civilization

i fucking love how in pro wrestling world, literally every aspect of life revolves around wrestling. match stipulations are 100% legally binding and can settle child custody disputes or attempted murder charges. and if you lose a match you can be immediately fired, lose your home and life savings, be forced into indentured servitude or get trapped in a hell dimension

What is the first song on your Spotify Wrapped that has a type of animal in the title? What is the first song that has someone's name in the title?

I feel like the thing thats really different about the polish trans experience is that because the language is heavily gendered and asking about a persons gender is very much not normalized, now that my body looks mostly androgynous people started referring to me with grammatical forms that have never been uttered by human tongue before. Last week a woman couldn’t decide what gender I was so after trying several she settled on speaking to me in plural and infinitive

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

Less then 2 hours have passed and my head is full of him.

Its either incomprehensible noises because Blue Cop is extremely cute or its me hitting him with a crowbar because he is extremely cute.

I want to read so much angst about Blue Cop from Metalcardbot crying and suffering, but I know absolutely nothing about him.

Me an' my bro

Bruuuuuh

You tell your cowgirl gf you want to bring toys into the bedroom and she brings out a handsaw, a vaguely rake-like implement, and two semispheroidal objects with handles